Good morning, futbol fans!

We had a nice, rational welcome message ready to go here but then we heard from a little birdy that CHRISTIAN RAMIREZ AND MIGUEL IBARRA ARE BACK WITH MNUFC

Needless to say, we threw that boring welcome out the window. Today’s issue is 100% pure, unadulterated RAMBARRA news, baby. Enjoy.

Minnesota United FC

• THE ONLY LINK THAT MATTERS, PEOPLE. RAMBARRA IS BACK. THAT IS ALL. (EPluribusLoonum) (MNUFC.com) (FiveFifty.One)(Sports Illustrated)(ESPNFC)
• Not sure why there’s so much hype for Ibarra’s return? Here’s your history lesson. (The Howler)
• Check out this baller highlight reel, courtesy mlssoccer.com:

Finally, don’t miss this amazing throwback video that features the pair shooting on net ... while blindfolded:

GET HYPED, MINNESOTA!

Around the League

• FORGET THE LEAGUE, WE HAVE RAMBARRA!

Around the World

• WE’RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD, CAUSE WE’VE GOT RAMBARRA!!

BONUS EXCITED HEATH!

Countdown to MLS

• Debut MLS match on March 3 (@Timbers): 56 days
• Debut home match on March 12 (Atlanta United): 65 days